Thanksgiving

                So thanksgiving has come again this year and it’s got me on edge. Why does everyone got to come together for it like come on, you think everyone wants all their family over? I know I don’t, nothing like seeing Uncle George drunk as hell while mom tries to convince everyone to quiet down for grace. Why does thanksgiving always got to be spent with someone? I think anyone could have a blast just chilling by themselves with a big turkey in front of them. Not to say seeing your family is bad it’s just it shouldn’t be a big deal if you don’t want to.

                Another issue I got with thanksgiving is, why the hell is a turkey the main course, let’s be honest most of the time the damn things dry as hell and gravy, while being a good way to counteract the sand that has just entered your mouth, still doesn’t really change the fact that the whole thing is pretty bland tasting. Seriously thanksgiving should just be a day where it doesn’t matter what you eat it’s just got to be a lot. By the way does anyone else think it’s funny how we have a day dedicated basically to becoming obese.